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[trashvalkyrie]

your lizard ate my fish and chips
i demand compensation

[thisisamazing]

you left it out!
also stop letting him eat fried food

[trashvalkyrie]

for like ten minutes!
and 'letting' implies that i wanted him to eat it
which
i didn't

[thisisamazing]

It was longer than ten minutes! Anyway, we're still working on 'don't eat other people's food' so fish isn't safe to be left where he can get it.

I'll buy you dinner to make up for it.

[He does feel bad about it. The boy is soft.]

[trashvalkyrie]

ten minutes goes by in the blink of an eye when you've lived as long as i have
you should really be more understanding of my struggles

[val you literally just forgot it was there. also, you eat other peoples' food all the time.]

damn right you will
i want so much fish to make up for the emotional trauma

[thisisamazing]

Really? How old are you even? You don't look like you've been around a whole lot longer than me.

[He hasn't made the Asgardian connection yet. At least he said Val looks young???]

'Emotional trauma'. Well, in that case. I can get you plenty of fish but I don't think you want me cooking it.

[trashvalkyrie]

uhhhh
lets just say i stopped counting after a couple millennia

that's fine i can fry it myself

[thisisamazing]

Milennia???

[Forget the fish, that's insane and he needs to hear more.]

[trashvalkyrie]

uhhh yeah
i know that's not normal for humans or whatever

[thisisamazing]

Wait, are you like Thor and Loki?

[Those are the only immortals he knows. Whoops.]

[trashvalkyrie]

yeah
wait
did nobody tell you

[she's just kind of. assumed someone would have told him????]

[thisisamazing]

Surprisingly no.

So you're Asgardian too? Are you a goddess?

[trashvalkyrie]

yeah
and not really but i guess some people think we are
i'm a Valkyrie
or i was at one point, and now they're not really a thing anymore, so there's just me

[thisisamazing]

Oh, wow.
Sorry, I know the questions are probably annoying, I had no idea.

I really need to stop putting my foot in my mouth around the entire Norse pantheon, haha.

[trashvalkyrie]

pfft its fine
i'm used to it at this point and like
nobody knew for a couple thousand years so i'm overdue

youre fine kid
really

[thisisamazing]

Nobody knew?

That's good to hear!
And I guess Thor and Loki don't hate me, so I guess I'm doing alright.