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Afternoon, Hiccup. I thought it may be in the best interests of Toothless if you knew about a new lake that sprang up in the jungle last month. It has freshwater fish that you needn't pay for ... you seemed to be shelling out quite a bit to feed him when first we met.
I'll send directions in a text, it's doubtful the place is on any official maps yet.
[He laughs a little awkwardly at that.] Yeah, it's not... not really something I ever had to worry about on Berk. Money and how I was going to feed him. We've been going to the river most days, but I guess the fish migrate sometimes? A lake with more fish would be great! We'll definitely check it out.
Oh. Right. [That seems obvious in retrospect, even if he doesn't know any of the details on why or how. If Loki listens carefully he can probably hear the scratch of Hiccup's charcoal stick on rough paper; he's started a map of the Quarantine, and is adding the general location of the lake from the directions with a small x, to fill in when he sees it.]
That'll definitely help. Thanks for thinking about us.
That's true. Though I didn't think I prayed for this. [It's a little teasing, playful.] Maybe Toothless did. [Well... no, but he'll appreciate it anyway. Hiccup's bank account will definitely appreciate it.]
Oh, I started a map. Of the Quarantine. Once I check out the lake, I'm going to add it. Does this magic lake have a name?
[ He doesn't mention there are already maps, pretty decent ones the perimeter guard uses which Tony gave him. Hiccup's version will be more useful if he makes it for himself anyway, he has the eyes of an aerial creature.
A hum carries over the line. ]
No, I haven't named it. [ Horrid titles like "Achey Breaky Lake-y" spring to mind and he wrinkles his nose. ] You can go ahead with that, if you want.
[Maybe the Guard has some maps, but they don't have the entirety of the wilderness mapped out, else they wouldn't have a whole team of Surveyors going out and exploring, reporting back their findings. Either way, it's Hiccup's pet project for the moment, something familiar to do to occupy himself in a strange world.]
Can't name it properly until we see it. I'll surprise you.
yeah and not really but i guess some people think we are i'm a Valkyrie or i was at one point, and now they're not really a thing anymore, so there's just me
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I'll send directions in a text, it's doubtful the place is on any official maps yet.
[ And so he does. ]
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Uh. How did a lake just 'spring up'?
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[ Not a lie. 'I razed the earth with ice because I was upset about my boyfriend' doesn't have the same ring to it. ]
You can be sure there are fish there in abundance.
[ Because he moved them purely for Hiccup's purposes. ]
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That'll definitely help. Thanks for thinking about us.
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[ This is probably what being Better feels like. It's refreshingly cathartic, reaching out in ways that would have made Verity or Tony proud. ]
Are you ... scratching something?
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Oh, I started a map. Of the Quarantine. Once I check out the lake, I'm going to add it. Does this magic lake have a name?
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A hum carries over the line. ]
No, I haven't named it. [ Horrid titles like "Achey Breaky Lake-y" spring to mind and he wrinkles his nose. ] You can go ahead with that, if you want.
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Can't name it properly until we see it. I'll surprise you.
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i demand compensation
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also stop letting him eat fried food
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and 'letting' implies that i wanted him to eat it
which
i didn't
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I'll buy you dinner to make up for it.
[He does feel bad about it. The boy is soft.]
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you should really be more understanding of my struggles
[val you literally just forgot it was there. also, you eat other peoples' food all the time.]
damn right you will
i want so much fish to make up for the emotional trauma
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[He hasn't made the Asgardian connection yet. At least he said Val looks young???]
'Emotional trauma'. Well, in that case. I can get you plenty of fish but I don't think you want me cooking it.
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lets just say i stopped counting after a couple millennia
that's fine i can fry it myself
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[Forget the fish, that's insane and he needs to hear more.]
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i know that's not normal for humans or whatever
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[Those are the only immortals he knows. Whoops.]
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wait
did nobody tell you
[she's just kind of. assumed someone would have told him????]
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So you're Asgardian too? Are you a goddess?
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and not really but i guess some people think we are
i'm a Valkyrie
or i was at one point, and now they're not really a thing anymore, so there's just me
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Sorry, I know the questions are probably annoying, I had no idea.
I really need to stop putting my foot in my mouth around the entire Norse pantheon, haha.
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i'm used to it at this point and like
nobody knew for a couple thousand years so i'm overdue
youre fine kid
really
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That's good to hear!
And I guess Thor and Loki don't hate me, so I guess I'm doing alright.